Beach Bruise Bingo

After work today I went to the beach with a friend in an attempt to avoid the, at the time, 97 degree heat. We got there and without thinking I promptly took off my shirt and slathered on the sun screen. My friend looked over at me, taken aback, and said “wow you’ve got some bruises!”

I smiled knowingly.

It took him a second to pick up what I was putting down. When he figured it out he quickly said “oh! okay” and then changed the subject.

Mmm. Bruises.